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► 1 - QUDDITCH MATCH - Whether you're on the team or just a supporter, the match has been won/lost or it's pre-match tension - up to you!
► 2 - DURING CLASS - Passing notes? Eyeing up the teacher? In class whispering? Spells going wrong? Any class goes!
► 3 - HOGWARTS EXPRESS - Going home? Starting the year? Have fun choosing your compartment and enjoy the ride~
► 4 - YULE BALL - It's the Yule Ball! Time to find a partner, put on your best clothes and-- don't drink the punch, I've heard it's spiked with firewhiskey.
► 5 - SNEAKING ABOUT - The Restricted Section? The Forbidden Forest? Going to get a midnight snack from the kitchens? Or someplace else? ...Are you sure you should really be in here?
► 6 - HOGSMEADE TRIP - Wahey, time for a Hogsmeade trip! Going to buy anything nice or just going to have a butterbeer with friends? Make sure to have fun whatever you do!
► 7 - COMMON ROOM - Perhaps you and somebody in your house are just chilling... or maybe- have you been crafty enough to sneak somebody from another house in?
► 8 - SPELL GONE WRONG - Students causing mischief or can you just really not get the hang of that new spell? You decide what's happened, but one thing's for sure- the results are hilarious!
► 9 - LIBRARY - Time to study! Grab a friend or a tutor or perhaps just gossip and pretend that you're actually interested in History of Magic?
► 10 - HOSPITAL WING - You've both been in an accident! Whether it's serious or just a scratch, you can spend your time comparing how many get well cards you've got and trying to guess what the other patients are in for.
► 11 - ROLL AGAIN OR PICK YOUR OWN OR MAKE SOMETHING UP
Jasper would probably claw his way out anyway lmao
You could always come spend summer with me in Berk?
[The words were out of his mouth before he could stop them. Hiccup scratches the back of his own neck as their foreheads are pressed together, feeling his body warming at each touch. He doesn't really know what he's going to do during the summer either, not now that they've let secrets out into the open. He glances off to the side and shrugs.]
Well, I mean if you'd like to.
name him Pikachu then haha (also pfft stop reading my mind, was gonna throw summer visits too XD )
T-that's... I'm not gonna lie, Hic, I thought of that too. Visiting one day - that's what best friends do, right? Nothing wrong with it. And spending time in a wizard village sounds amazing, because Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade have always been more like... shopping trips, I guess. But then I remembered your father, and what he would think of me, and I... i just can't ruin your family life like that. Especially now, when I doubt I will ever be able to keep my hands away from you again.
[His arms go from loosing up to finally dropping, and Jack runs his fingers through his hair. He already misses the feel of Hiccup under his hands, but the sudden thought of what is waiting for them outside Hogwarts is worrying him. He knows Hiccup doesn't have a great relationship with his father, but at least there's something there. Maybe there's hope? He doesn't want to make it worse, he doesn't want Hiccup t end up like himself, ignored and pretty much hated by his own parents. And talking about them...]
And then... then I thought, maybe you could come home? My father also has summer vacations and he leaves for the beach with my mother, I'll have the house for myself, and I have videogames with dragons with them... [He shakes his head, sighing.] But dragging you to the muggle world has to be the most boring summer idea ever, and there's Toothless, and... I don't even know anymore.
[He takes a deep breath and realizes he's been ranting, and how that sounded. Way to go, Frost. He finally looks up, grabbing Hiccup's hoodie with a hand and pushing their foreheads against each other again. Why did he let go in the first place? Hiccup always gives him the strength he needs.]
...sorry. That wasn't a no, I swear. In fact, it makes me giddy as an idiot to think you want to invite me. I just... I told you when we started to be friends, didn't I? I equal trouble, and I don't wanna make your life harder.
pffft ahaha
Well, see, the thing is my dad...I think he'd be a bit put off at first but I don't think he'd mind as much as you think. [He reaches up to scratch the back of his neck.] I kinda have two dads? It wasn't really anything I wanted to bring up before in case you weren't cool with that sort of thing but now that this has happened...
[Hiccup takes a deep breath and laughs a little.]
I'd never find the muggle world boring, you know that. What're video games? And I could charm Toothless to look like a cat to muggles. Works like a charm back on Berk, no pun intended.
[He reaches to wrap his arms under Jack's, pulling him closer and pressing a kiss to the other boy's lips, pulling away after a moment to breath softly.]
The only thing you've made my life harder with was this damn crush I've been harboring for months now. [He chuckled.] Besides, you couldn't make it harder than it was before I met you.
now I'm imagining Jack taking Hiccup to watch "Thor"
[It's obviously a joke, Jack doesn't think knowing their orientations would've changed much. They're two idiots who wouldn't want to hit on each other even if the evidence hit them on the face. He runs his fingers through his hair again before returning the hug, forgetting for a moment what he wants to say when he gets kissed like that. Uff, they should stop talking and spend more time kissing. That sounds like a plan.]
But that wasn't what I meant, you know? Hic, I'm just... not the kind of guy you introduce to your parents. I'm the guy your parents warn you about. I just think he won't approve of me, being a boy, a girl, neither or both.
[Usually Jack is more than willing to fight authority. He doesn't care about what other people think about him, and accepts consequences. But he doesn't want to drag Hiccup in that. Call it self-awareness, call it idiocy, but his shit is exactly that, only his.]
That little bastard would make a fantastic cat, wouldn't he? [He chuckles too.] Remember when I told you about the moving pictures on screen that tell a story? Video-games are like that, but you control the characters. There is a lot of stuff muggles do on screens, I should take you to the cinema some day. Classic place for a date after all. [His breath stops for a second when he realizes what he's just said.] ...oh shit, we can go on dates now. Why is that such a dumb thought but at the same time so exciting?
[The shower of kisses returns once more, Jack laughing with happiness between kiss and kiss. He's feeling pretty good right now, almost enough to make him forger about Hiccup's dad.]
Sorry, but I can't help being this cute. [He winks and kisses Hiccup's lips next, trying to stay a bit longer this time. Which is kinda dangerous, since with him not having experience, it'll show how he's playing by ear. When he pulls back he's truly relaxed and ready to take the world by storm.] Look, as long as it makes you happy, we can do whatever you want. I can go, or you can come, or we can divide the time to do both, or we stay at home and poke owls to fly faster. Your choice.
Hiccup points out all the mythological inaccuracies
Hiccup reaches to lace their fingers together, bringing one of Jack's hands up to brush his lips over the knuckle and along the back of his hand, blinking before he chuckles.]
Muggles. Fantastic lot you are. First moving pictures and now controlling the people in them? [He blinks for a moment at the cinema comment before assuming that it's along the same lines and chuckling again.] Yes, Jack, we can go on dates now.
[Honestly though the idea of Hogsmeade dates send a small tingle through him, imagining walking with Jack hand in hand through the snow covered village. He hums against the next kiss, moving his mouth before Jack pulls away.]
Honestly spending the summer with you in the muggle world sounds better than spending it at home in Berk. [Hiccup inclines his head with a shrug.] We still get attacked by dragons sometimes and I don't want to put you in any danger.
And Jack reminds him they're there for Thor's abs and explosions
The comment about muggles makes him roll his eyes, but he sounds and looks amused.]
Says the guy that plays wizard chess, talking to little enchanted pieces, telling them what to do... [He pauses when a thought suddenly occurs to him, and he grins.] You know, I could do with a strategist for the hardest missions. I'm so making you an avatar.
[Now his mind is kinda gone, imaging all the kind of dates they can go on in the future. An amusement park is another obvious choice for dates, but considering the way Hiccup flies, he doubts a roller-coaster will do much for him. Maybe a concert? And they need lots of cuddling on the couch... So distracted he is, that he just nods along to Hiccup's words at first.]
Mmmh, my knight in muggle armor. [When the message finally reach his brain, he freezes for a second before exploding with happiness.] REALLY? You mean that? You really wanna come? The house for just the two of us... [And Toothless, but who cares about him? He throws his arms around Hiccup and kisses him quickly, smiling during the whole thing, eyes sparking with emotion.] Merlin, this is going to be so great! I'll show you everything you wanna know about muggle world, I promise. We'll start with a bus ride! Burguess is near London so you can flu to Diagon Alley and I can pick you up. And we can get you more muggle clothes too, yes, something for the summer sun. We're totally going to the movies, too, and...
[Hiccup, shut him up before he rambles the day way.]
hahahaha
Why would you make me the manifestation of a deity? I mean I'm flattered but I'm hardly god material.
[Jack probably meant something else by it but the definition of the word is the first thing that springs to Hiccup's mind. The fact that he drew a purr out of Jack makes him smile though, watching the look on his face. Jack must be thinking of so many things, but Hiccup wonders if he remembers he's never been in the muggle world before. He chuckles when Jack looks at him happily at the notion that he'll go stay with him for the summer.]
Really. I really want to come. [He laughs and catches Jack around the waist when he throws his arms around him, humming against the kiss before Jack pulls away to ramble more.] Jack. Jack, all this sounds lovely but you're rambling.
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[Of course he remembers, that's why he's planning all this cool stuff to do! But okay, he does stop when Hiccup asks him to, chuckling to himself and burying his face on Hiccup's neck again, nuzzling. He can't get enough of touching him, of hearing him laugh, of seeing his smile. He's a lovefool and he doesn't care, he's happy. How many people in the world, wizard or muggle, can claim that?]
Sorry. I'm just... so fucking excited about this. I get to have you for myself - not sharing, not hiding, only you, me and hugs. Lots and lots of hugs. With kisses of course, can't forget about those. [He takes the chance to press his lips against Hiccup's neck, wanting to see if he's ticklish, before speaking again.]
It's funny, you know? Before, I didn't want classes to end. I didn't want to return home, I wanted to stay in the castle. Now... now, though, I can't wait for this.
I swear I was going to do this earlier I just got distracted by the trailer
[His smile says that he was just teasing but he really doesn't know what Jack's talking about, even as he flushes at the idea of being the other boy's personal god. He lowers his head when Jack buries his face in his neck again, wrapping his arms around the other boy and resting his chin on Jack's head again. When Jack kisses his neck, his shoulders twinge, a small snort coming from his mouth. He's only a little bit ticklish there.
Hiccup hums, chuckling.]
You? Didn't want classes to end? You, the guy I had to tutor to get him to pass his exams? [He tilts his head back and raises an eyebrow at his...boyfriend? Is that what they were? Hiccup puts his head back where it was.] But...I get it. [He closes his eyes.] Back home I'm just Hiccup the Useless, but here...here I can win Quidditch matches, get top scores...be with friends my dad wouldn't approve of.
[Be himself.]
Pffft, I'm not timing you, dear. AND THAT TRAILER MESSES WITH YOUR BRAIN
Hiccup's comment makes him laugh, and he does so against his neck too. He's liking it there, maybe he should stay.]
Hey now, don't hate on the tutoring sessions. They got us together. Maybe that was my plan all along, ever thought of that? I'm cunning like that. [Bullshit, all of it, but he can't resist the opportunity to joke around more. He nods a couple of times and speaks softly.] You do. You always get it. You're the only one that gets it. Gosh... this is why I like you so much.
[He pulls his head back, eyes closed, and goes for a -guess what- yup, another kiss. This is addictive, alright, don't judge him. It's a slow one, he wants to savor it, to record it in his mind. One of his hands ends up on Hiccup's cheek as if trying to hold him there to confirm he's real.
Damn. They're a couple now.
His eyes open after pulling back, watching Hiccup with adoration, lips still lingering near the other boy's, forming a big, happy grin. When he realizes how cheesy he's being, his eyebrows go up and he blushes a bit, turning his head to the side to clear his throat. Time to throw a stupid joke so he cover the awkwardness. (Though it'd probably help more if he just took his hand away from Hiccup's braid after it wandered there during the kiss).]
Just friends? Rumor has it you got one handsome and funny boyfriend recently.
ahahaha IKR?
They're a couple. He can scarcely believe it.
The blush on Jack's cheeks makes a smile curl on Hiccup's lips, leaning down to press his lips to the other boy's cheek with a laugh as he reached up to pull Jack's hand away from his braid.]
Ah well, you know me. I don't like to make a fuss out of rumors.
[He felt like adding more but he just wraps his arms around Jack and holds him closer. They're together and he's going to muggle London for the summer. He's going to get to see all that technology up close and personal and share the experience with one of the most important people in his life.
It couldn't get any better than this.]
omg didn't notice until someone pointed out, Astrid is holding his braid too hnngh
[Also laughing and returning the hold, he kisses Hiccup's cheek too. And that's how they spend they rest of the day, sharing cute kisses and cuddly hugs - at one point they even remember to actually eat and finish their drinks. It's difficult to let go when the time comes, but the broom ride out is way less awkward. Even after they have already passed through the H, Jack keeps himself pressed against Hiccup.
They need to go flying together more often.
Only a couple of days are left of the school year, and half of them are busy with exams, but Jack takes any chance he can to catch Hiccup in the middle of the hallway, drag him to an empty classroom and share at least one kiss or two. He's still not sure how the school will take them being together yet, and it's still a new thing for them anyway, so it's better to leave it for next year and finish this one in peace.
What is also rather peaceful is the trip in the Hogwarts Express. Jack usually spends it bothering everyone - he feels annoyed for having to leave Hogwarts and bored for having nothing to do in a fucking train. But not this time. Taking advantage of how people usually leave them alone, they get a compartment only for themselves, sharing candy and their first make-out session.
That's another thing they need to do more often.
Just like he said in his rambling, Jack promises he'll pick Hiccup up in Diagon Alley, using Gringotts as a meeting point. Hiccup may want to get some money exchanged to spend in London. The date, the day Jack's parents leave for their own vacation: one week after school ends. The days he has to spend waiting are hell, even worse than usual. Jack has never been a patient kind of guy, and the heat can get him rather cranky too sometimes. Fucking summer.
When the day finally comes, Jack arrives really early, not being able to stay alone at home any longer, and taking the opportunity to take a look around the shops. Surprisingly, he's wearing muggle clothes. He likes dressing as a wizard, but there's no way he's wearing robes in summer - besides, they're leaving for the muggle city soon, so there's no point in the end. Sandals, bermuda shorts, a white tanktop and a sleeveless blue shirt, his look screams "I hate the heat" all over. And not being bothered by the wizards and witches' glances, he left his headphones around his neck too, knowing Hiccup will like them.
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes takes a good amount of his money like always, and Jack ends up so distracted by trying out some of the new merch on some random grumpy wizards, that the idiot that arrived early shows up late to their meeting... just like the day they met, the irony.]
Sooooorrry~ [This is Jack wearing his best innocent face, don't be mad a him?]
she's also making the second one that he wears for the rest of the movie :3
After all, Gobber knew how much flying meant to him, he wouldn't be one to stop him. He just needed to get out of Berk before his dad came home and went on the warpath. It wasn't like he lied, he did go to one but he wouldn't know how he went until he'd get an answer back by owl. After that, he just stayed in the Leaky Cauldron. In all honesty he can't wait for the week to be over so he can be around Jack again.
When the day comes, Hiccup has his stuff packed, his broom resting on top of his pack in plain wrapping so it doesn't look too suspicious. He doesn't know what muggles do with brooms but he knows that it sure as hell isn't flying. He already exchanged some of his gold for muggle money at Gringotts, hopefully enough but if not they can just go back if he needs to. The Ravenclaw boy is sitting on the steps when Jack arrives, dressed in a haphazard mesh of muggle and wizard clothing. The top Jack got for him ages ago is far too small, considering he just had another growth spurt, so he had Madam Malkin fix up one of his old shirts, since he can't exactly use magic outside of school.
Honestly, he's not surprised when Jack shows up late, instead raises an eyebrow up at his boyfriend (it still feels so weird to say that) from where he's sitting on the steps to Gringotts, arms draped over his knees and bag resting next to him.]
I was beginning to think I'd been stood up.
[His tone of voice is teasing, which should ease Jack's worries.]
gooood I can't even- so much dorkiness in a few seconds
I considered doing just that, but then I remember how much I suffered the last week and decided I'm gonna keep you after all. ...hi, Hic. [Those two last words sounded way like a lovefool idiot, but can you blame him? He's really happy to see Hiccup. After looking around to check people don't have their attention on them, he drops a quick kiss on his boyfriend's lips, grinning widely when he leans back.]
Ready to go? Dunno if you wanna go straight to my house or visit the city first. How much are you carryi-? [He turns to check Hiccup's luggage and arches his eyebrows in surprise when he sees what else he brought.] Is that you broom? What for?
ikr? they're so comfortable around each other
[He can't help but smile when Jack starts rambling before he stops himself. Typical. He shakes his head a little and chuckles before Jack kisses him, leaning up a little into it before pulling away, glancing out the corner of his eyes. Wizards and witches walked past them, not even giving them a second glance before he looked back at this boyfriend, giving a small shrug at the question and standing.]
I figured I needed a cover story so I said on a note to Gobber that I was going to a couple of Quidditch tryouts. Dad wasn't home. [Hiccup inclined his head.] I thought I'd take myself up on it and actually do it. Cork, Lancashire, Yorkshire. Stonewall. Nordic National. All of them were looking for Seekers so I decided to give it a go.
[He was already ahead of his classes by a year, it wasn't like he was losing anything by trying. Hiccup couldn't help but notice he'd grown an extra couple of inches over Jack, and he leaned down to press a quick kiss to his forehead before holding up his pack.]
Undetectable Extension Charm. Ah, speaking of which, what should I do with my broom? I wasn't sure what muggles did with brooms.
even 4chan is saying they totally did it, this isn't a fangirl thing! haha
What also takes him by surprise is what Hiccup have been doing the last week. Jack laughs, excited by the news, and grabs Hiccup's shoulders, giving him a slight shake.]
You what? Hiccup, that's awesome! How did it go? You totally showed them how it's done, didn't you? Oh man, I wish I had gone with you! Why didn't you tell me, it's not like they care where I go...
[His parents would've been happy to have him less time around, that's for sure. His little rambling gets interrupted when Hiccup kisses his forehead (taller and bigger but still an adorable dork, yup). His smile only grows bigger, and after another quick look around, he grabs Hiccup's hand and starts dragging him to the magic wall that would take them to muggle London.]
Yeah, yeah, you aren't the only one, smartass. [His free hand pats the fanny pack on his waist. Having watched Mary Poppins hundreds of times, this was one of the first spells he looked for when he arrived to Hogwarts. To difficult for someone new at magic, he asked an older student to do it for him in exchange of pranking his love rival. He honestly adores it, it allows him to stay sneaky and carry lots of stuff around for his pranks.
And talking about funny things, Hiccup's question makes him laugh like crazy.] I thiiiiiink it'd be better if you use that charm and put it in your bag. Unless you do wanna watch a muggle sweep the floor with it.
lmfao
It was kind of last minute. Besides, I didn't know how much you'd like sitting around watching me show off. [The first question makes him reach up to scratch the back of his neck.] They'll let me know by owl in a few days. Quidditch season's almost over so it's not like they're urgent.
[The Quidditch Cup would be happening in a few weeks...hmm. Hiccup raised an eyebrow to himself before he looked down to Jack's fanny pack when he patted it before he allows Jack to drag him along. His eyebrows shot up to his hairline.]
Sweeping? That's what spells are for!
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[They reach the back wall of the Leaky Cauldron and Jack takes his wand out of his pocket while laughing at Hiccup's comment. They haven't reached the street and he's already reacting like that? This is going to be one interesting and fun summer.]
You're right, those dumb muggles! How dare they not to use those handy spells to make life easier? Oh wait. [Still chuckling to himself, he counts the right amount of bricks and pokes The One with his wand, making the wall open.] Are you guys even taught about this?
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[The fact that someone felt pride in him made his stomach swell, flip flopping a little. There wasn't any reason for any of it, but for some reason Jack always made his stomach do that. He didn't know why it hadn't stopped when they became boyfriends, but it just seemed to increase. He nudged him back, fingers tightening in a squeeze. He lets Jack lead him to the Leaky Cauldron, raising an eyebrow when he started laughing at him.]
I took muggle studies for a year when I passed Arithmancy in year four. Nothing was mentioned about sweeping with brooms.
[He inclines his head.]
Then again, the muggle studies books were written by pureblood wizards who I highly doubt actually knew anything about what they were talking of.
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Alright, here is what you need to know about Muggle Studies: forget everything you learned in there. Wizards complain about the stupid misconceptions muggle fairytales have of them, but they aren't any better when it comes to muggles either.
[Jack thought, a few years back, that he could make some easy money by doing other people's Muggle Studies homework. It turns out his answers were "wrong". Go figure. Also: he's absolutely not surprised to hear Hiccup took Arithmancy too. Neeeerd.]
Anyway, I know you guys aren't taught much about muggles. I meant to ask if you're ever told about this. [He tilts his head, pointing at the hole of the wall he's dragging Hiccup through right now.] Or are secret passages for muggles not good enough for the pureblood?
[He's teasing, not really minding anyway, though sometimes wizards' negative reaction to anything muggle does irritate him a bit. Luckily Hiccup doesn't care about blood, so it won't be a problem for them.
Nobody pays attention to them while they walk through the Leaky Cauldron towards the exit, they're too used to see weird people coming and going. Jack and Hiccup, in fact, are probably of the most normal sights they get to see every day.
The street is... well, just that, a street. The regular traffic lights, the usual cars and buses, high buildings, people passing by with their faces buried in their phones. Jack doesn't think much of it, but this is supposed to be new for Hiccup, so he walks in front of his boyfriend and opens his arms.]
Taadaa! Welcome to-- [His Super Awesome Welcome Speech is suddenly interrupted when music starts playing from the headphones around his neck. Now they've left the magic area, electronics are working again.] --woops. Never turned that off, sorry.
[Give him a second while he finds his phone on his pocket so he can stop the music.]
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[He gives a small shrug. He'd actually stood up and quit muggle studies because he didn't believe the books nor the teacher knew what they were actually talking about. He has to duck his head a little with Jack dragging him through the hole in the wall, his tone of voice a little teasing in itself.
He doesn't really care about who sees them walking through the Leaky Cauldron, so he tugs Jack as close as possible until he's practically leaning on top of him. Who knew that a few months ago he'd been skittish about even the idea of physical contact? There wasn't any doubt in his mind now. When they reach the street, Hiccup has to brush hair out of his eyes when a car drives past, his eyes going wide.]
That was a...
[There's no denying the pure delight on Hiccup's face at actually seeing a car. He's already missing Jack's closeness when he pulls away from him, unable to stop the smile and the shake of his head before he hears something, directing his attention to Jack trying to fish his phone out of his pocket before he reaches his hands towards the headphones, fingers twitching.]
May I?
wasted too much time finding a good song that fits them AND I'M STILL NOT COMPLETELY PLEASED orz
Feeling Hiccup keeping so close to him makes Jack feel braver, as if they could do anything right now without consequences. But what really makes damn happy and proud of having decided to do this is that look of pure delight on Hiccup's face. It makes his heart skip a beat, and Jack find himself feeling damn lucky of being able to see such a beautiful thing. To cause it, too. This is going to be a damn good summer.]
A car, yes. Dunno if you noticed, but they kinda are a thing in the streets. [It's said with a chuckle, which becomes full laughing when he sees Hiccup's hands reaching for his headphones. He gives a step back not to let him grab them, but the grin on his face shows he's teasing.]
And let you blow your ears off to the sound of electric guitars? I don't think so. [He winks and pauses the music, then takes some steps forward to stand face to face with Hiccup again, and puts the headphones on his boyfriend's head and ears himself.
First things first, he lowers the volume a little. Jokes aside, he really isn't sure how he'll take having music suddenly play directly to his ears, so better play it safe. It takes him a moment to choose a song - since they're a couple now, he's allowed to get all stupid and corny, right? Right. He decides to go with the Stones, may as well introduce him to English muggle music with the classics.
The "play" button is pressed and a song starts playing, a catching tune that may give Hiccup what a electric guitar is in the first place. Jack keeps his eyes locked on his boyfriend's face, eager to see his reaction to the magic of portable music... and to see if he gets the lyrics.]
/pets
He gives a small pout when Jack takes a step back, lowering his hands from where they were outstretched before he blinks.]
Muggle music can do that?
[Okay so he doesn't really believe that will happen, but this is his first time in the muggle world. Anything could happen. He has to wonder for a second as he watches Jack put the headphones on his ears how the fathers of half-blooded children dealt with the transition, reaching up to touch the headphones curiously.
When the music starts, he's startled, jerking back like he's been shot before his brow furrows together, and then his eyes flick from side to side curiously, as though trying to see out the corner at the headphones covering his ears. It's almost like what would happen if Big Foot stumbled across a muggle music player, only without the dancing.
It takes him a few lines to realize the meaning of the lyrics and he chuckles with a small roll of his eyes, reaching to pull Jack towards him by the hips and pressing a kiss to his forehead.]
You're as corny as Celestina Warbeck, you know that right?
/wags tail/ also that gif is killing me and imagining Hiccup doing the dancing cracks me up
The question makes him laugh, of course, but he doesn't bother to answer. He wants to keep the suspense, the magic, even if this isn't magical at all - Hiccup makes it seems so. His reactions allow Jack to pretend the muggle world is one hell of a place after all. It's a refreshing feeling after spending years wishing to get away from it. (Also, it reminds him of the nagging parents would do, how listening to music so loud would damage your ears. Since Hiccup didn't have to live through that, he may as well get a bit of that experience too.)
Jack has to bite his lips not to start laughing his ass off. Hiccup is being really funny, and also really, really cute. He doesn't want to make him feel bad with his laughter, but it's really hard not be amused, especially when he glances to his sides to see what the headphones are "doing".
The eyeroll makes him worry for a second (was it too much?), but the kiss on his forehead replaces that worry with a big smile. He doesn't know who the hell Celestina is, but he can get an idea by context.]
Did you just call the Stones corny? There's a group of badass rockers somewhere waiting to kick your ass. Tell you what, you want corny, I'll give you corny. [He looks down at the phone in his hand to choose another song. He knows this is stupid as hell, but he can't help it now, he's on a roll. The music puts in words what he feels better than his awkward rambling, and he likes to think this will give Hiccup's ego the stroke it needs.
He nods his head to the rhythm, mouthing the lyrics, and when he looks up again he seems a bit sheepish.] ...but do you like it anyway?
/cackles/ yes good
He notices Jack biting his lip and can't help smiling at how cute it looks on his boyfriend, even though he knows he's probably laughing at him. Hiccup rolls his eyes again, then raises an eyebrow as Jack changes the music on him. He didn't really mean it in a bad way of corny, but he guesses Jack must've taken it that way, making a mental note to apologize later. The new song makes him understand what Jack is trying to say, and he can't help the smile that crosses his face when Jack nods his head and mouths the lyrics.
He chuckles, wrapping his arms around Jack's shoulders and burying his face in the other boy's hair, kissing the top of his head and ignoring any looks he gets from the muggles walking past them.]
I love it, silly.
also quick reminder that One Direction is also English and Jack is a troll, cough
LMFAO
Oh shit I forgot about Toothless here. Did he bring him?
nah he left him with Fishlegs :3
ngl Jack is not gonna miss him
lmao Jack you're gonna have to share Hiccup eventually
excuse you that's not what he signed up for
sure it is
no, sharing is something Hufflepuffs do
I'm a puff and I don't share :V
so if my Jack gets cr somewhere else I'll get punished?
maybe >w>
kinky