[Sorry, Hiccup, but one hand will have to leave all that hair so Jack can act all his dramatics right. The back of it ends up against his forehead as he gasps rather exaggeratedly.]

Oh no! The wild man is gonna kidnap me and corrupt me until I forget about my lordly ways! Who is gonna save me now? [And now to throw his arms around Hiccup's neck, rubbing his cheek against the top of his husband's head.] Please, mister savage, don't hurt me! I'll do whatever you want!