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THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0
- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!
TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?or go here
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Hiccup licks at the spot on her neck in apology, looking up at her with heavy lidded golden eyes. Idly, he lifts the leg between hers, rubbing against her, his fingers tightening around her thigh. There's a heat flowing between them, a familiar one from ages past when they'd come together to stir up the beasts that depended upon the scent of nature to mate.
A low, primal growl leaves the back of his throat, dragon in sound.]
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You're all bark and no bite. [ she snarls in return, intentionally provoking him with words that aren't true to get a rise out of him, even as she grinds down on every touch he relinquishes. there's nothing gentle about it, but mating animals often look like they're ready to tear one another's throats out when really all they're seeking is fulfillment. ]
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[Funny, Jack had said the same thing. Hiccup's upper lip lifts in a snarl, golden eyes narrowing. With one twist of his hips, he sweeps his leg out from underneath her, removing her from her perch and causing her to fall sideways into the mud brought on by their (his) impatience. A second later and he's hovering over her, smirking as he brings a hand up between her legs, seeking heat.
With her new position, it's Hiccup's turn to slide forward, sitting patiently between her legs on his knees, his lips curled in a dark smile as he places his other hand on the side of her, lightly touching the spot between her legs where he can feel a wetness already blooming, and his smirk turns triumphant.]
I guess I could show you just how much I can bite. [He emphasizes the word with a drag of his fingers along the front of her knickers.] If you really want that.
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the heels of her boots push against the slop and she forces the crux of her legs purposefully against his hand— erasing whatever doubt he may have had about her desire. reaching one muddy hand down she grabs his belt and yanks him forward, crushing his hand against her sex and his hips against her thighs. ]
Show me, then, dragonrider. [ she snarls up at him, even when her hands slip at his belt buckle, flicking it open with impatience from the fire in her blood ]
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[The purr of 'so impatient' in his native tongue rolls off easily even though he's barely spoken to anyone in it in years, aside from Pitch and Astrid on occasion when they had spoken to each other. Her hair is the only thing brighter than his eyes in the darkness, and part of him (the fearling hissing in his head) wants to smother it in shadows, but at the same time he's drawn to it, like a moth to a flame.
His fingers start moving against her sex through her underwear, even as he feels her unbuckle his belt and the buckle slap against the front of his thigh. Hiccup leans forward again, as his hand slips under her knickers, the heat of her desire meeting his fingertips. He rubs his hips against her hands, rutting against nothing like an animal in heat and he delves his fingers past her clit, brushing over it purposefully.]
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but even as she starts rolling onto the penetration she shoves her hand into his slacks, seeking the hard muscle she could feel bumping agianst her knuckles through the fabric. ]
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There's a desire to utterly wreck her, to make her call out his name and make her rut against him like a bitch. He can't tell if it's part of the desires they used to stir up in the animal kingdom, or if it's himself or the fearling. What he does know is that it's making him hard in his pants and when she shoves her hand into his slacks, a guttural groan leaving him. His hips thrust against her hand in time with a thrust of his own into her, letting her feel him easily. He's thicker than he is long, a trait of his people, and it's hot and heavy under her fingers.]
Tík.
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when she pulls away from his mouth she does so with a gasp, half wincing as his belt buckle presses bruising against her thigh, but even the pain of it is welcome in the face of her adrenalin, the unbridled want that's spent centuries building and building.
it might say something, that it took his switching sides, returning them to a state of rivalry, that finally pushed the both of them over the edge. the in stripping some of the respect that held them at arm's length, his trousers are around her knees and her skirts up at her belly. ]
Tá mé ag dul a mhilleadh duit. [ I'm going to destroy you; she breathes it like a promise, like a confession, voice made hoarse by lust and her eyes so dark they rival the shadows that crawl around them. her lips are bruised and slick from kissing him, and in some dark way, tangled up at the base of the mountain, she almost looks obsessively in love— the kind of love that sends people to war. ]
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[Not if I destroy you first. He's breathless from the kiss, dark tresses of hair sticking to the sides of his head. He pushes himself back against her boot, purely out of rebellion, before he ruts back up against her, pushing his cock against her palm when she won't make it move. He's impatient, more so than usual, perhaps catching from her own desires, or from the centuries of build up. There was nothing stopping them now, nothing holding him back. Not the thought of his ex wife, not the idea of duty.
The darkness was more liberating than he'd thought.
His fingers twist inside her as he lets his tongue slide across his lips before he meshes their mouths together again, biting at her bottom lip and scraping it with buck teeth, hungry with a need to mark her. His powers spread, the creeping shadows around them allowing him to melt them into the dark, still joined together by hands, reappearing in his room. It's little more than a den, ancient furs still as soft as the first day they'd been skinned becoming drenched with the muck at the back of her dress.
Hiccup finds himself unable to care about the mess.
The lamp light is low as he twists his wrist and in effect the fingers around in her sex, tilting his head to lick a fine line along her jaw.]
hi again
this is nothing like that. her stomach bottoms out, like peering down into the deep dark of the water or losing one's footing when climbing a cliff. when the low light of the den appears, she spares a thought to the idea that now she's trapped— wherever they are, she no longer has an open sky or her stallion to carry to her to safety.
recklessly, she sets the reminder aside. he twists his wrist, and licks her jaw and she bends her spine, surges up from the furs to battle him for dominance, twisting to wrestle him underneath her so she might climb onto his waist. ]
yo :>
Hiccup shifts his legs, drawing them up to give her something to press back against. The smirk on his lips is positively wicked, twisted as he leans up, moves back, pressing his shoulders against the rocky walls of the den to support himself. She be in danger of slipping down if he hadn't had a strong grip on her, and he grinds his cock, loose from pants that were shifted down due to his scooting back, along the cleft of her ass.]
Your move, princess.
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her hair swings as she sits astride his waist, skirts pooled up at her hips leaving the pale of her legs bared to the low light of the den. somewhere in the tousle, the fight to get her barings her panties are twisted around one ankle, his own slacks wrenched halfway down to lock the movement of his knees.
bright eyes narrow viciously, and though within these stone walls her power might be muted (she can feel it, like a cloud passing over the sun) she grabs him by the throat and gives it a good hard shove. briefly, it locks the breath in his lungs as it knocks his head against the wall. ]
Doun't call me that.
[ it isn't that she dislikes the title— more that she doesn't like the implication, and that it reminds her of dancing around a bonfire and the light in his eyes.
but what she does do is hold him there (or try) when she reaches back with one hand to close around the girth of his length, arching back with with the leverage of her spread thighs to work back against the head of his shaft. Merida wasn't the kind of girl to back out, and she wasn't about to pretend that this wasn't fully her decision. it doesn't stop her teeth from digging into her bruised bottom lip when she rolls her hips back on the thick of him, nudging his cock passed lips and into the hollow in the crux of her legs. ]
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Noted.
[He resists the urge to call her princess, even teasingly, and he waits for the spots to fade from his eyes before he looks back at her, feeling her hand close around his cock. His fingers spread along the expanse of her thighs, loosening in grip, as he leans back. She's a gorgeous sight, watching the dip of her back arch as she lowered herself onto him.
A low noise leaves his mouth, feeling warmth enclose around his cock for the first time in centuries. His length delves into unfamiliar sex, spreading it around him like a warm blanket of velvet and he tips his head back against the wall behind him, tilting a leg to help her get on there snuggly. Despite the fearling inside of him, he rocks up into her, slowly, almost tenderly, before settling himself back down, hands leaving her thighs to gather her skirts and hold them back around her waist, a bit amused when he sees red curls dusting the lower center of her body.]
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it would be a sign of weakness, if she couldn't count how many times they'd done this dance without following through, and she later may wonder if it was Hiccup's turning that encouraged her to throw caution to the wind and let them get to this point. if they'll see the bruises on her skin, on her mouth and her limbs, know she has bruises on her thighs where he's gripped her too tight and think she, too, was a traitor.
instead, her mouth opens and she hisses and rolls against him, defiant to his gaze but refusing to let it make her bashful. ]
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All of a sudden he realizes why Astrid left, but now is not the right time to be thinking about his ex wife.
He rolls up to meet her, hands once again splaying on the outside of her this and gripping as he rocks upwards into her, trusting his cock into tight warmth. Briefly he thinks he should have done more to prepare her, but she was the one who wanted dominance. Hiccup groaned deeply, the sound coming from his chest in a way that made it sound like a dragon.]
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she grunts, a sound that shudders out of her and where he rocks up she rolls her hips. her knees push against the furs, skirts whispering against the soft fabric with each undulation, and she leans forward to dig her teeth into his lip, tugging to encourage him to open his mouth so she might plunder it again. ]
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He rolled his hips as he grazed his teeth on the corner of her mouth, threatening to roll them over again so that he might pin her down and ravage her body himself.]
skips back in here
her breath comes in short bursts when she can snatch it, and it surges out of her when he lurches up to swap their positions.
this time she doesn't fight him for it, not in the most obvious way. she fists one hand in his hair and yelps into his mouth with the change of position, but refusing to lay still she bows her spine and rides up against him. having degenerated into nothing but animalistic sound, she doesn't say his name, but she claws at his arms, like she could climb into his skin regardless. ]