Who says you can't? We set up a computer and talk to the old assholes through the camera. Imagine never having to smell them again.
[Deep down he knows it's impossible, but a man can dream, right? To be honest, if someone is gonna get things harder for, it's Jack. With his new title, lords will probably won't accept him standing as an assistant as usual and try to give him new responsibilities. Of course Jack plans to ignore them and stay where he belongs, but that doesn't make it any less of a pain in the ass.
He has to admit, the tiara feels heavy on his head. But there's no time for those thoughts now, not when Hiccup is sucking his soul out through a delicious kiss. Jack returns it with as much eagerness, the hand behind Hiccup making a gesture for the maidens to leave them alone. Their place, their honeymoon. They aren't idiots that can't cook or make the bed (which isn't gonna need to be mad anyway). Right now, they only need each other.]
Mmmh, anything you want. I only want to spend time with you. [Blue eyes sparkle and lock on green while what started as a loose hold becomes one tight hug.] I wanna be touching at least a hair of that sexy mane of your every. Single. Minute. I wanna get high on you. I don't care how, you can throw us on the and right now and I'll be happy with it.
[It is, of course, the post-wedding bliss. Tomorrow Jack will be an hyperactive kid ready to run through the beach from side to side, but right now he only wants Hiccup.]
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[Deep down he knows it's impossible, but a man can dream, right? To be honest, if someone is gonna get things harder for, it's Jack. With his new title, lords will probably won't accept him standing as an assistant as usual and try to give him new responsibilities. Of course Jack plans to ignore them and stay where he belongs, but that doesn't make it any less of a pain in the ass.
He has to admit, the tiara feels heavy on his head. But there's no time for those thoughts now, not when Hiccup is sucking his soul out through a delicious kiss. Jack returns it with as much eagerness, the hand behind Hiccup making a gesture for the maidens to leave them alone. Their place, their honeymoon. They aren't idiots that can't cook or make the bed (which isn't gonna need to be mad anyway). Right now, they only need each other.]
Mmmh, anything you want. I only want to spend time with you. [Blue eyes sparkle and lock on green while what started as a loose hold becomes one tight hug.] I wanna be touching at least a hair of that sexy mane of your every. Single. Minute. I wanna get high on you. I don't care how, you can throw us on the and right now and I'll be happy with it.
[It is, of course, the post-wedding bliss. Tomorrow Jack will be an hyperactive kid ready to run through the beach from side to side, but right now he only wants Hiccup.]