[ Jack turns it over a few times, snorting at Hiccup as his partner practically evaporates with humiliation. There's another reason for his thoughtfulness, and he digs around for his phone as he leans off the bed. ]

Y'know, if you want a really memorable first time, I've got an idea ...

[ Jack flops down beside Hiccup as his lust is overridden by enthusiasm, showing him a far more dragonish version of a regular cock sleeve that sports the same ridges, knot and thick pointed crown. ]

They sell these things down at the porn store in town. If you can hold it together for an hour, I'll grab one ... [ Spawled up beside him, Jack licks his way into an ear, grinning and arching his hard-on against a thigh. ] It could be really fun, Hic. Hiksti. Don't you want to get fucked by a dragon, huh? By me, too? We could get you a two-for-one deal.

[ He has to bite his own lip, looking like Christmas has arrived early. ]

Do you want to do it?