[Quick reflexes allow Jack to jump off Hiccup's back and grab the rope instead, feeling no sting thanks to his gloves. His body curls around the rope and a hand leaves to grab Hiccup's arm as tightly as it can. All his previous amusement is gone, his expression and clenched jaw showing how much effort this is taking him. He's agile and smooth, but not precisely strong.]
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm a thief, you asshole, not a murderer! [After a quick look around, he starts using the weight of their bodies to swing the rope in the direction of the statues.] I can drop you on that guy over there, try at least to jump and grab its arm, you fucking idiot.
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[Quick reflexes allow Jack to jump off Hiccup's back and grab the rope instead, feeling no sting thanks to his gloves. His body curls around the rope and a hand leaves to grab Hiccup's arm as tightly as it can. All his previous amusement is gone, his expression and clenched jaw showing how much effort this is taking him. He's agile and smooth, but not precisely strong.]
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm a thief, you asshole, not a murderer! [After a quick look around, he starts using the weight of their bodies to swing the rope in the direction of the statues.] I can drop you on that guy over there, try at least to jump and grab its arm, you fucking idiot.