[The. Most. Deadpanned. Expression. Ever.]

I don't sound like that, and I only warned you because I didn't want the same thing happening to you that happened to the elf.

[Hiccup lets a hand rest on his tool belt, the other one coming up to rub at his neck. He felt like saying something like 'sorry for caring', but Jack would probably take that the wrong way with the way this is going.]